"I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful." ❤️💋 | #selfie #twins #red #makeup #quotes #ifeelprettytodaywhatcanisay

"I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful." ❤️💋 | #selfie #twins #red #makeup #quotes #ifeelprettytodaywhatcanisay

nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."

-Marilyn Monroe

Yes!

Why are we commenting on the actual quote?"

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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555-tardis:

sexualthorientation:

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

phil coulson thawed him with the burn of his gaze

Phil Coulson thawed him out by cuddling the icicle until his body heat melted it

  • Dad: Work hard! Find a job that pays you a million dollars a night!
  • Me: Uh...do you want to reword that a bit? Are you sure you want me to get a job where I get paid every night? That much? Every night?
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