"I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful." ❤️💋 | #selfie #twins #red #makeup #quotes #ifeelprettytodaywhatcanisay
when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
we know its happening
it makes us feel cute
please feel cute
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
Yes!Why are we commenting on the actual quote?"
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.
phil coulson thawed him with the burn of his gaze
Phil Coulson thawed him out by cuddling the icicle until his body heat melted it
Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
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